tickets are $70 per person. Yikes
“Thanks, Luigi”
I’d like this to be the phrase associated with positive change.
Thanks, Luigi
Holy shit those pre discount prices are criminal.
Tbf some of the discounted prices are pretty damn low but my JFC charging $8.50 for bottle water should be a criminal offense
Especially when it’s Dasani.
Wtf I’m Australian and never had a “bad” bottle of water and never even considered that could be a thing. The hell are they doing to it.
it’s because you put your water in bags
Everything tastes better from a bag. Fact.
I can’t get her to climb in there though.
She’s your mom, maybe you can talk to her for me?
I’ll see what I can do 🤷
They add salt to it for “flavor”. Yes, I’m serious. It’s not like sea water, but it definitely tastes like bad tap water.
Well it’s a Coca Cola brand, so I wouldn’t rule out any nefarious corruption of it tbh 🤷
You can save $2 by adding corn syrup and food coloring though.
But you lose the plastic bottle in exchange for a flimsier paper cup.
Soda is cheaper than water before discounts… How does that work out
for families that don’t want to spend a lot of money
Bub, almost nobody wants to spend a lot of money.
feels like they’re just tryna avoid another Luigi
$2 for Dasani should be a war crime
If it’s authentic Dasani you can really taste the plastic.
I mean, if it is a gallon jug, I see value. A 20oz or smaller bottle? Get Luigi’d.
I mean, if it is a gallon jug, I see value.
Not really, no…
The Atlanta Falcons made their concessions cheap some years ago. Planet Money did a podcast about it.
https://www.npr.org/sections/money/2018/11/07/665277099/episode-874-hot-dog-hail-mary
