A bullet grazed the Memphis man’s thigh after his one-year-old pit bull got his paw stuck in a gun’s trigger guard
This has to be the most american headline I’ve read this year
It happens round here from time to time. Why? Nobody knows. Well we all know, but the government isn’t legally allowed to say why or do anything to prevent it.
Poor dog got scared.
Oh the owner? Fuck him. Got what he deserved. Don’t practice proper gun safety? You got what what was coming to you
poor dog not only got scared but probably got it’s hearing completely destroyed
The only way to stop a bad dog with a gun is a good dog with a gun!
You said exactly what I opened the comments to post 👏
The canine revolution has started. They’ve been playing us for fools, making us think it’s the feline population we had to fear, all the while planning this.
Canine together, strong!
An average day in the USA.
Another fine recipient of a Darwin Award.
A Dog Took My Face And Gave Me A Better Face To Change The World: The Celeste Cunningham Story
My dog accidentally shot me in the dick with my own gun and I bled out then reincarnated as an overpowered generic anime mc and all the pretty ladies are in to me for no logical reason and the plot won’t make sense no matter how many chapters you read.
Bro I fucking love, My Dog Accidentally Shot Me In The Dick With My Own Gun and I Bled Out Then Reincarnated In Another World Where All My Friends Are Big Busty Milfs But My Dog Is Now My Spirit Guide Through The 100 Floors of Enlightenment.
It’s just got such deep character development and creative writing. The powers are so interesting. 賢治タイム really makes you think…
somehow you added a level of refinement that would make me expect a rating of like 8.3 on mangadex
I just watched this episode last night too, first thing I thought of.
Guns don’t kill people, dogs do?
Guns don’t kill people. It’s impossible to be killed by a gun. We are all invincible to bullets and it’s a miracle!
^This message brought to you by the Night Vale chapter of the NRA
All hail.
That dog got tired of being his bitch.
Always put your safety catch on!
…c’mon Johnson! Get the fuck up!
…dog in bed: nah, bang bang! Lemmy sleep!
Someone should tell The Guardian that their participle is dangling.
Kinky…
Good. One idiot down, many to go.
Grazed thigh. So most likely learned nothing and will discipline the dog instead.
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Does that headline not sound absurd to you?
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