Detached male genitalia was found floating alongside children and other guests in a wave pool at Cedar Point Shores in Sandusky, Ohio.
The Cedar Fair theme parks have been fixtures in the news over the last few weeks. Just days before completing its merger with Six Flags, the theme park went viral when two camels escaped the petting zoo and terrorized amusement park guests.
Days later, a woman was attacked by goats that also escaped the petting zoo.
Now, internet attention has turned to Cedar Point once again. A viral video from the Midwestern theme park shows lifeguards fishing a realistic adult toy out of the wave pool at its adjacent water park, Cedar Point Shores.
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At first, guests thought the floating item was human fecal matter or a detached body part. Families were disgusted by the implications of other guests bringing the dildo to the water park. Lifeguards giggled as they fished it out.
It was a dildo.
The headline is deliberate clickbait.
Seriously, I thought this was a wave pool victim who got their bits caught in a vent and ripped off or something equally gruesome. I don’t think light-hearted posts should have horrific headlines.
Well what the fuck
Not just clickbait. Straight up lying.
So it was just someone’s sex toy. Fake headline, ugh.
Technically speaking, real human genitals float in pools all the time. They’re just typically covered and attached. I’d rather swim in a pool with a sex toy vs. some kid in shitted diapers, which is a thing I’ve seen.
Sigh.
Human Genitals Found Floating in Cedar Point Wave Pool
Not actually human genitals.
“inside the magic” indeed
“True to it’s name, you can torrent the park. But if you do my .44 magnum is inescapable!” -Seeder Point, DaThings
