Aww I know, it hurts to lose

I’m in my 40s, and I’ve found that fast food quality varies up and down from year to year and location to location.

Red light always infuriates me

Just attach light blub here

Your doctor is saying that … are they also refusing to help you get it done?

You’re going to jail

Hey ketchup is free practically everywhere

When I grew up in the 80s I had a bike when I was 7, my best friend was 8 and also had a bike, and we just cruised around town all day together having adventures and avoiding the cigarette smoking 9 year olds who had bigger bikes.

He looks exactly like he sounds.

The US is just as fucked as everything and everyone else, which is 100%

It was a minor skull split

Do you have evidence of this mass banning wave you’re referring to?

Any day now, Elon Musk’s X, formerly Twitter, will go down in flames. This will prove once and for all that Elon Musk is worthy of derision!

About six to twelve more months then people will call it X

To whom could it be offensive?

The way y’all talk about capitalism makes it sound like a conspiracy.

• freaky flotsam
• oceanic oddity
• vermicelli tentacles
• longer than dog

They live

Did Trump “target” entities for cancellation during his first presidency?

Steve Jobs roided

Because population is increasing faster than new housing is being built. There is a supply problem and demand is in elastic. The supply problem is the result of government’s continual suppression of new construction, via permitting red tape and overeager density zoning.