So wait, Apple effectively mandates that users of their store lie to their users? Wonder if that’s something that can be tackled legally.

Eh, at least beats the Trump mpreg.

Is this new work of art in AO3 yet?

So now Mozilla can stop receiving their hush money, right?

Since when has any antivirus ever had the intent of actually protecting against viruses? The entire antivirus market is a scam.

, and the laptop doesn’t have an Ethernet port so off you go to buy a usb-eth adaptor.

What, no Android USB tether? It’s been native since Debian 6 IIRC.