Here’s the lemmy post.

It was posted in the Onion community, but the story itself is on isGlitch

Your rant is very much appreciated.

True, but not everybody is built the same. I can imagine someone being so uncomfortable with it, that it would detract from the exercise…

Now the really scary part: they also, according to their app, make a smart space heater.

It recognizes if you are in space and heats your ass?

The video is really something lol

An amateur! Just suck in some air with your ass and do a reverse fart. Use the pressure to pop out your eyeballs from the inside, like a pro.

Ok it’s official. Keep your Zombie Survival Guide nearby.

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The problem is also people, like project managers, suddenly coming in and showing us what his AI companion responded to the bug we were hunting.

See? Just do it like this, isn’t that hard.

I took a look and it was so wrong, but written with so much confidence, that everyone thinks, that’s it. The correct answer.

When i told him that, he just waved it away.

For many this is like “at last i can see what the devs really do, how much code they write, how long it should take.”

Elon dad’s ex-wife is the mother of Elon dad’s wife.

No, wait… Yes, no

I approve of the ladder strategy. Work those legs!

Apparently his ex-wife, his now mother-in-law, accepted it in a way, that they are all pretty close.

Musk Sr. also said, paraphrasing:

“Women over 40 lost their essence, that’s why he just can’t…”

I do this and always thought i would be exaggerating. Also, it’s pretty automatic, someone sneezes, i stop breathing until a few steps away.

Here we go again -

Forever young

I wanna be forever young

Yeah it’s sad. I mean it’s good, in a way that more people are aware of Nimbus now, but at the same time: nothing changes and some good people get fired over it, discouraging others to act in good faith for what they stand for.

I didn’t know about Nimbus. I remember having read something about Google+Israel in the past, but didn’t realize they were on board now.

All in all, fuck Google, again.

Beyond recognizing the laureates’ inspirations from condensed-matter physics and statistical mechanics, the prize celebrates interdisciplinarity. At its core, this prize is about how elements of physics have driven the development of computational algorithms to mimic biological learning, impacting how we make discoveries today across STEM.

They explain the flex at least

Isn’t it “Last Modified” - that should add the date

It’s like an old kind of onion headline, before someone fucked with the timeline and realities got mixed up.

I wanted to like the movie, but drunk will smith just didn’t do it at all for me.

I totally agree with both your comments, but to be fair, they said “movies”.