When I was a child, I spoke like a child. Now I am a man and I speak like the King of England!

English is three different languages in a trench coat. It’s all borrowed to some degree.

He could, he should, he won’t.

Businesses and personalities have different sets of followers on different social platforms and this is an easier way to give everyone the same content.

Sure, some people are going to use it with spambots, but it does have legitimate purpose for real people.

THAT’S what St. Patrick’s Day should be about.

That post reeks of Stockholm.

I hope this turn of events causes her to make some permanent changes. Canceling holidays won’t be enough.

“You will deliver ze bread in an unmarked baker’s van.”

Anyone else get the feeling this movie is cursed?

There is a user setting that delists communities you’ve subscribed to from All, so that you get different posts in your All and Home feeds.

This guy’s got a lot of Will Ferrell energy.

My favorite comment to date is; “Zuckerberg looks like someone who is constantly resisting the urge to blink sideways.”

Elon Musk is a wannabe fanboy of Tony Stark, per Iron Man 2. It’s MCU canon.

It’s laid out just like Spotify and Apple Music, so pretty much.

Redirect his liquid assets to Ukraine.

So was The Twilight Zone, no one listened to those parables either.

*fawn things up

Jellyfin: Tower of Babel Edition

I have a two-year-old who watches the laundry tumble dry through the clear door like he’s peering out a window. That is absolutely baby fingerprints.

ARM wants a sweeter deal.

The .ml is literally the reason why I didn’t subscribe before.