When in Rome……

I bet they were cheesed off, it’s going to grate on them for years.

Would this be a good time to mention that my uncle used to collect Midgets. He had three of them if I remember and even had one of them stretched.

I guess they’re just getting some practise in on that front.

Not if you’re European.

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“I don’t remember this cock being on the box”

And there are countries littered with US air bases. Like the one only a few miles from here that regularly houses bombers.

….said the monkeys.

It’ll all go mouldy before it can be eaten. Someone wasn’t using their loaf.

It will forever be known as the stream iron.

Another normal day in Gilead then.

If only there was a way of storing them, like piling them up in some kind of way….

It was inevitable that things would come to a head.

I’m really disappointed that there must be a great pun here and I can’t think of it!

The blue sky, out of the box thinking will disrupt the glass ceiling.

Oh please. Wait until they release double-sided, double-density 128bit AI quantum blockchain that runs on premises/in the cloud edge hybrid.

Arguable. I’d say it’s the same but the size of the pieces varies.

Rapid unscheduled disassembly.

Plus “Into pieces” is rather unnecessary there.

Sorry, can’t. I’m too busy washing a Findus crispy pancake down with a bottle of Chateaux Lafite Rothschild at my local Dobbies.