Won’t anyone think of the gun owners that have social anxiety that can’t bear to look the guy at the gun shop in the eye and don’t have the time to wait for an online order because IVE GOT TO DO IT TONIGHT IF I DON’T DO IT TONIGHT ITS NEVER GONNA HAPPEN

/s

I love that in Fallout one of the crafting materials you get from breaking down cigarettes is asbestos. Its not true of course, at least I don’t think so…

The electrons would flow in the wrong direction.

Optional $200 dock with satisfyingly clicky lever mechanism that is activated from the front.

‘Born to shit, forced to wipe.’

The opposite of this is being that one kid in your kindergarten that completely drops trow at the urinal.

What if we sold the solar panels and heat pumps on a subscription model? Then the corpos wouldn’t have to worry about building new inland docks for their yachts AND they could continue to bleed is dry! /S

Maybe someone could give me an update since I haven’t worn my tinfoil hat in a while, but wasn’t Gates buying up land along the Mississippi that will be prime farming land someday once climate change has progressed far enough?

I imagine anyone trying to extract intelligence from that weird guy would end up less informed than before.

I want the milkman to deliver my milk… in the myorning.

LGR did a great video on crazy expansion slot PC accessories. One of them was a pull out ashtray with a push plug lighter like cars used to have. https://youtu.be/_ErL39wqO-c?si=zWyVR6m_LqE6SBE0

Crap, now I have to change all my passwords.

“Doo the Dew!”

It could be a regional thing. Where I’m from a screw with a single straight slot can be called a flathead whether the actual head of the screw is flat or domed.

That’s just our mascot, the “Lemmdigo”.

You haven’t lived until you’ve snuck all you can eat fajitas from Applebee’s into a movie.

Especially if the battery is 600 miles long like the title says.

Whatever.

Go to Abercrombie and buy another polo shirt, conformist. /S

Still waiting on a fax from them to confirm.

That’s an instant X2 score modifier right there.