She’s a bit noncommittal on them. I should have seen the warning signs sooner, in hindsight.

No opinion… or an opinion so wrong that she’d end up in prison for it??? 🤔

My missus will defend me! She actually thinks Quality Street are better than Roses! She’s a certified nutcase who will take down anybody!

This is a correct and scientifically valid ordering.

We worked so hard to build a little house together 🎶

You’re on the wrong part of the Internet for that. Try Facebook or Instagram to learn more about Arch Linux.

Ha, sucker, you think your non-Internet-connected lightbulbs make you safe? My Internet-connected lightbulbs have sent my online-car to wardrive your neighbourhood and sniff your Zigbee network!

…if you see my car please tell it to come back to me, I need to go to the shops…

Whoa, slow down there bruv! Rape jokes aren’t ok - that Roomba can’t consent!

That’s Boeing quality for you.

K I t t y I n s u b r e d d I t

Wyke culture gone mad.