With my laptop.

The us has been fucked for a long time. Only people who grew up in a supremely fucked place would allow what we see today. This is just the latest manifestation of fucked. Free Luigi!

I spilled a glass of scrumpy on the keyboard and a, s, and d no longer work. So I have to use a keyboard with it.

Find a company you want to work for, hack into their accounts and add yourself to their payroll.

Is it normal for people to set up surveillance cameras in their own home? Are break-ins that common? I just assume no-one will bother with my shitty flat.

Why not both?

He also fits into 5 black bin bags.

At least until you open your mouth and expose them to your personality…