Considering that every post about Mastodon has supporters who get the spelling wrong, it might be a little much to expect the general public to figure it out. Bluesky is pretty much the VHS to Mastodon’s Betamax.

It’s also been shown to hallucinate whole parts of the doctor/nurse discussion and instructions

Gonna need an attribution to go with that quotation, pedant.

It’s possible that 💯% of those who didn’t vote would have voted No

We’re working on it, for the Olympics. Putting capitalism to work for transport reform.

In some other states yes, but the abortion protection in Florida failed to pass, leaving their “6-week” (2 weeks from detectability) ban in place.

(Edit: on my phone, didn’t see you were replying such that your “they” refers to the 57% of those who voted, which was insufficient to pass the amendment.)

Waah-wah-wah-wah-Waaah, à la Charlie Brown adults.

With no paper involved, “tablet” makes even less sense. I’m quite old, it’s not an age thing.

Given how you’re using it, you could further confuse her by calling it a “chock.”

See now, I like this even though her armor is dangerous. Because she’s clearly all grown up, fully clothed, empowered af, and sexy.

Yes I guess that’s true, and it doesn’t even help if he’d be chill about accepting a “no thanks,” because she can’t know that in advance, and so many guys aren’t. I guess there’s always the possibility of running into each other in a bar or similar situation where they could assume meeting someone might be a goal of being there. “Didn’t I meet you when we were both voting for Harris?” would be a change from the usual lines.

Seems to me that if you’re canny about your polite chitchat while standing in line, you could segue to “you wanna get a drink sometime?” after you both come out of the polling place.

Which leads me to remind the ladies, just because he was all supportive of women’s bodily autonomy in line, doesn’t mean you can be sure how he actually voted in the booth!

What’s incredible to me is that the results really aren’t very good. We all know what they looked like young, and the AI version is just… Not Wright. No Hanks, AI.

Steering wheel looks like a gun which fits since it’ll probably kill you

I believe you meant “raising hell” as in bringing it too the surface of Earth and recruiting Satan’s legions to fight with you, not razing hell as in cutting it down, because how would that help?

Oh c’mon, I just had the sudden urge to say “irregardless!” and decided not to resist it for once.

You are if course right and they are wrong. But it’s possible they learned this by being yelled at by some curmudgeon who sits at home with their lights on, watching TV on Halloween but screaming at anyone who dares ask for candy. And at all the houses with kids, who welcome them, the parent is out chaperoning their little tribe. Ergo bowl. I say parent because of course they’re all divorced by the time the kids are walking.

How to teach them right? Put a sign on your gatepost, not at the door, easily seen from the street. Remember, if they’re under 3rd grade they’re still learning to read, so keep it simple:

RING BELL FOR CANDY! 🎃🍫🍭🍬👻

Once they do that, you can remind them to say Trick or Treat, and/or admire their costumes.

Baby steps.

Irregardless!

Don’t use nose tissues as toilet paper!

They’re made stronger for sneezes, not designed to “dissolve.”

They’ll gunk up your pipes !

Yes. The key is to turn off the motor, and get out before you start to worry about the battery.

Not a ritual but I’ve occasionally arrived home in the middle of an NPR story or a piece of music 🎶 that I’ve let finish before going inside.

I, on the other hand, am such a pedant I will point out that twats is plural, not possessive, so it doesn’t get an apostrophe. Upvoted your comment, though.