Get adopted by a ninjutsu master, train your entire childhood, then compete in the kumite for your family’s honor. Watch out for Chong Li, that fucker cheats.

IBM itching to get involved with another genocide. They can track all the undesirables digitally much easier now!

Saw someone else suggest they just cut together old clips to make him say whatever they want, I like all these ideas.

That’s too much stress to wake up with. Pretty sure my heart rate spiked a bit just reading the words “sonic drowning soundtrack”

Gotta be real dumb

Well based on last Tuesday, this is a shockingly large number of people.

None of the televised major networks are “liberal”. They fall into two categories: corporate and right wing.

This whole game of calling them immigrants is bullshit. Immigrants have visas and permanent residency cards.

And this is according to who exactly?

Comments like this make it clear that quite a few people don’t actually understand America, how it was founded, or why it has been so successful in the past. Immigration is GOOD. All these “illegals” you want to ship away are GOOD FOR OUR COUNTRY.

About to blow your mind:

https://youtu.be/bLk1cjZ4ll0?si=O8LvVMl5HDy2s0qa

I wish we could get her to commit to keeping Khan.

This will be one of the biggest tests for me with regards to Harris. If she keeps Khan after the election I think she’s at least somewhat serious about cracking down on corporations.

Mid 30s and I feel ancient right now.

I will never understand that stupid name change…

Really we just need more antiques roadshow.

There’s brain fluid in my tum tum?

So did she not find any mushrooms?

What the fuck Nature? You couldn’t spare the deaf people on this one?

The dude had his shit on WALMART shelves. He literally could’ve just coasted for the rest of his life and make a crazy amount of money on those shitty pillows. He had to work harder to crash this thing than he would’ve to just maintain the cash cow. Moron.

We’ve got one that you can schedule meals through an app. Most of the smart auto feeders offer that kind of capability. Ours is set to drop a pre selected amount at 0530, 1200, and 1700.

They didn’t accidentally do shit. They ignored the consequences of their decisions for profit at the expense of everyone else. You don’t get to make $100 billion dollars and feign ignorance about how you got it and the damage you caused to obtain it.