Amazon is dead. All the products are cheap, questionably-manufactured crap.

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Wow all 8 of their non-bot users will surely be very disappointed.

Good job reading the post. /s

Not how wetlands work.

Why would anyone ever interact with the police unless it was absolutely required? They’re not gonna care about your phone, and they might shoot your dog in the process.

ACAB

You should never ever ever purposefully attempt to interact with the police.