I don’t fully believe anything I can’t test and verify myself. Thank fuck NASA left things on the moon you can ping to prove they went there and it’s easy to prove the planet isn’t flat, otherwise I’d be in trouble.

Can’t wait for single use, plastic, vending machine guns ala Cyberpunk 2077.

We’re just trying to make it more hospitable to women. They’re from Venus, after all.

“A deal is a deal is a deal. But only between Ferengi.”

I don’t think there is enough ammonia in human urine to create chloramine, considering bleach is widely used for cleaning toilets and bathrooms. Let alone cat urine.

Juggalopolis.

I’m not sure if people looking for something laid out like Twitter or other microblogging sites would necessarily move to Lemmy, which is more like a forum. The activities on any social media may be largely the same, but presentation matters a lot.

To me, Lemmy and other forum style SM is like going to a bar and finding people to have a conversation, where as Twitter/BlueSky/Mastodon/etc are like standing on a street corner and just yelling random thoughts.

Because it’s not made in the East, but the West. It’s just a regular cartoon with the intended audience of children.

If they appeared with guns, wouldn’t the robodogs also be strapped?

Swap Uncle Tom for Uncle Ruckus from Boondocks and it would be more accurate.

We had a name before the pandemic… It’s “introvert.”

They probably continue to fuck them until they are too rotten.

Oh, you meant the other kind of zoo. My bad.

“I’m afraid Young Frankenstein has grown up. All that’s available is Old Frankenstein.”

How about we work to change how the patent office operates? I think it’s ridiculous you can get a patent for a thing that doesn’t actually fucking exist, among many other really stupid things they approve or deny.

I think email is basically a joke these days. It’s 99.9% spam. Almost everything I actually want in there are automated account confirmations, which don’t have to even come via email. Even in the few professional situations I’ve had a work email, it was almost never used.

Like, I feel the same way about email now that we all felt about snail mail with the invention of email.

If people moving from one corpo owned platform to another corpo owned platform gives you hope for the future of the internet: You haven’t been paying attention to the history of the internet at all.

Once they have critical mass, the enshittification for profit will begin a new.

He just loves the little butt-headed dudes with big ears. Wishes he could be just like them.

I just use my pillow or maybe a folded towel if I have to get on my knees for an extended period.

You can only serve 2 terms. Period. Doesn’t matter if there is a gap between the terms. He served one. This is his last time, unless he does exactly what he plans to and eliminates elections to become SUPREME OVERLORD OF AMERICA.