Finally, something that knows me by my street name: Big Smoke.

I’m not seeing anything said here that doesn’t differ from how wild hogs in video games work.

It’s not like they’re big, or on fire, like in a Fromsoft game.

Because English and whatever language the Bible was originally written in aren’t the same? C’mon man. You have to be going out of your way to be this ignorant.

Some would if they could. But then, those are probably not good parents.

Why the hell wasn’t this an answer to my question a while back about RPG quests in real life? I can kill wild pigs. They’re only level 1 so it should be easy to grind.

Die with no next of kin so it doesn’t cost you or your family anything.

I am an atheist and this is still pretty easy to answer:

Your parents probably love you unconditionally, too, that doesn’t mean they didn’t punish you when you misbehaved growing up.

I’m not quite sure where your interpretation of heaven and hell is coming from, but the Christian Bible doesn’t describe them in any way that what you said makes sense.

I never really liked the microblog ecosystem in general, and some of these terrible design ideas are copied by the Twitter clones, such as how a conversation is presented in a way that is not actually in a chronological order making it hard to tell who is responding to what.

It feels like it wasn’t intended for actual engagement and discussion. It’s made so you can blast your thoughts out into the net and then get the feel good brain chemicals seeing a number next to it go up. We certainly didn’t need an entirely new system for that, since there was already plenty of places to say stupid shit and seek validation.

I’ve only seen VOIP provided by cell providers if both parties are on wifi when making the call. I’d like that same kind of call clarity over the regular phone network. I can barely understand people over the shitty normal phone network, but VOIP sounds like they’re in the room with me, and that’s why I prefer texting. Not because of my anxiety (that’s only triggered by being around a large number of people physically).

I have two sets of clothing I have specifically for protesting in simply because my normal attire would definitely single me out and make me easy to identify.

I up voted this from Lemmy, assuming it was posted from Mastodon so you tell me. (It shows 2 rn on my end)

This is actually cool. The normal alert system on the phone doesn’t push images, just text (or at least, none of the alerts I’ve ever seen have pictures). Having a picture of the victim and/or suspect would be way more helpful than a description. Unfortunately, I don’t use TikTok :/

The rumors about Troy McClure are true!

The first time my chihuahua ever seriously tried to bite anyone and got super aggressive with was the vet when I brought him in to deal with the fleas that OTC stuff wasn’t getting rid of. Embarrassing as fuck cuz they asked if he bites and he had always been super friendly as long as you didn’t try to touch me, so I said “no.”

They already have precedent that a monkey can’t hold a copyright after that photojournalist lost his case because he didn’t snap the photo that got super popular, the monkey did. Bizarre one. The monkey can’t have a copyright, so the photo it took is classified as public domain.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Monkey_selfie_copyright_dispute

Part of the law around copyright is that you have to also be able to defend your work to keep the copyright. Animals that aren’t capable of human speech will never be able to defend their case.

Sell 1x1 foot squares of it in a vending machine at a random gas station in the middle of nowhere.

It feels like Arial but with serifs.

Get bigger wrists. 🤷🏻‍♂️

Game consoles display the time now, as well as play video games. Just like a Game & Watch.

As long as they don’t ban antidisestablishmentarianism or pnuemonoultramicroscopicsilicovolvanoconisis I’ll be okay.

If I can get just one of those on the board, I automatically win.