What’s a metaphor? I’m sailing on a sea of ignorance when it comes to taking the journey into learning, but my glass remains half full that I’ll understand metaphors one day. The light bulb will turn on and I’ll no longer be looking like I’m up shit creek without a paddle when it comes to these posts.

Listen to it to get it out of your head! I recommend the Blossom Dearie version.

To be honest, I just heard the song and thought, “what a silly thing to sing.”

Possibly.

I knew there was one!

Everyone always talks about that episode, but no one ever talks about the stupid and boring other episode he’s in for some reason!

That doesn’t count, Buck Murdock associates himself with Star Trek!

It was more about how smart the algorithm is.

Oh, K and not C.

I’m an idiot.

Sorry if I wasn’t clear- TAFCAP. The Artist Formerly Known As Prince.

I only watch it, friend. No one wants to see me take part.

You could be right. I have absolutely no idea.

That makes sense. It would also obviously depend on how much porn there is that exists with people who have that accent (or language). The ratio of Australian-made porn to American-made porn might be like comparing a peanut to an elephant. I admit I can’t really remember encountering much Australian-accent porn here in the U.S.

Yeah, a lot of them are in the gibberish font, but there are some entries where they’re like “that’s not even the gibberish font, I have no idea what the hell that is, what is going on here?!”

Dude. NSFW.

Bah. My star sign stays the same in this adjusted version. And I don’t even get a horse racing tip.

All that said, “What month were you born in?” would have been a much better question for the reasons OP notes.

We were discussing this in the atheism community and the advantage of zodiac sign over birth month is that there is not an even overlap between months and zodiac signs, so 30% of people will be born in a different month than the one associated with the sign. I’m one of these. I was born near the end of the month so the sign I would be associated with is not the sign people associate with the month.

Don’t get me wrong, I think this was a stupid security question, but it’s less stupid than it first sounds because of that.

I think it’s at a sort of weird crossroads between superstition and factual data, because it is trivial to calculate the factual data regarding the position of any star in the sky at any point, but the superstition comes in when you associate the positions of a rather arbitrary group of stars in relation to a date of birth.

I just thought of this though- you could argue that this is an anti-astrology security measure because it proves that you can’t guess someone’s zodiac sign based on things like their interests and personality traits.

This site is now dead, but it used to be one of my favorites. It’s someone who would translate the Asian-language tattoos people would send in. A lot of them were not even using real symbols or letters, but a lot of others were hilarious.

https://hanzismatter.blogspot.com/

This is one of their last posts and, to be fair to them, it’s pretty hard to continue a blog like that once your irony meter has exploded.

I’m not generally a fan of Rosie O’Donnel or her comedy, but my roommate at the time used to watch her talk show, and she first started calling Prince “Tafcap” and then eventually went to “Taffy.” That was pretty funny.