I’m sorry but he really is the arbiter of who gets to decide the meaning of poetry, how the subjective experience of emotion is correctly described in written form, as well as the one who decides what is valuable and what should rightfully be cast aside and shunned, and even boooed!

All hail the Darvaza Gas Crater!!!

Fondling fathers

This is nothing new. Did we already forget about the Snowden leaks?

As a fan of dystopian sci fi thrillers I can only hope each iPhone comes equipped with a ham radio no one can access

Yes. The pee is stored in the balls

Not really billions is beyond being halved

I can’t get it to repeat it either but it was definitely an ai auto response thing from google ai overview or whatever it’s called

Now it’s giving distance from burner and everything lol. It’s learning 👀

The other day I googled how long should I broil a ribeye steak and the google AI told me to broil it for 45 minutes.

Broil is the hottest setting on the oven and you’re supposed to broil the meat as close to the burner as possible. This would probably burn down your house.

Luigi? That’s weird. What about Wario?

That sounds terrible. What’s the link so I can block it

Problem solved 👍

John Wick enters the chat

I’ve tried multiple times to respond to these scam emails, I honestly don’t know what you have to say to get scammed. I’m totally ready to quickly go buy a temporary credit card from target or whatever

Just last week I had to run over some mother fuckers

It do be like that sometimes

So now you have to disconnect and reinstall speakers and radio systems in new cars, got it

In the future, armed with burning pencil writing fingers, books will be scanned and photographed, page by page. Before they are read.

Yea but can you play doom during the wash cycle

I don’t even set a timer for my washer or dryer although the washer I think can. Be hacked it’s way too electronic

Can’t you just set a timer on your phone for 30 minutes

Our European friends are going to need you to convert that to kilometers.