Kind of reminded me of this one.

“Yes comrade, that’s right. He’s telling us that the country is ovverrun with woke transexual alien criminals that are eating all of the household pets. Yes…yes I tried asking for the nuclear codes, but he just started rampbling about a radical lesbian liberal agenda and now he’s talking about China and hamberders. Comrade, he won’t stop talking about Nancy Pelosi and Obama and now I think he’s trying to sell me his ugly golden sneakers…”

English may not be their first language. It’s okay to cut people some slack sometimes.

What are quoted strings?

I keep my fireworks in the warming drawer.

That’s cool. More boob for me then.

“Like it is now…only shorter.”

“Listen, dentist. You asked me what I wanted my teeth to look like and I told you. Several rows of razor sharp shark teeth, pronto.”

Firearms dealer

Are we not supposed to be eating uncooked hot dogs?

Some of us like to poop in the sand box as well.