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Does she chew with her mouth open?

Hay is for hoses, straw is for turtles

Lemmyors

Ok, but why do I smell hippos??

“Yeah, our quarterback sucks and we haven’t won a game in 3 seasons, but they’re my team and I love them”

That’s it. That’s as deep as it gets with magats.

You cheer your team and you boo your enemies. You don’t need to know why.

Nobody had a faster robot?

This vampire joke doesn’t suck as much as usual

AFAIK even gay guys love boobs. I’m pretty sure everyone loves boobs

If you don’t understand socialism, sure.

What??

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Nobody knows more about dying than dead people

In a nutshell: average Americans don’t have extra billions of dollars laying around to lobby against corporations writing laws so lawmakers don’t have to be bothered with it

Best place to start looking I can think of is James Randi Educational Foundation (JREF)

If they don’t have a course themselves they may have links or ideas, this is right up their alley

US with new technology:

To help fight human trafficking? No

To help find abducted children? No

To catch “illegal” brown kids trying to go to school? Hell yeah!

Suck zombies just aren’t scary

It’s a temper tantrum turned into a personality.

It’s buttholes all the way down