AsakuraMao

Apparently you can paint houses with them, but you’d need a lot more than just one baby

Do you think they have a piss expert who smells the piss and is like “SNIFFFFFF awwwhhh yeah that’s genuine kid’s piss”

Time to abandon the family and start a new one

This is like that story about the Bank of America employee who died from exhaustion on the job from a few weeks ago. What actually are bank employees being worked so hard for in the first place? These are horror stories you’d expect to hear from people working hard physical labor, not in a damn bank.

Ask Frieren to do it for you

One member of the group told the officer that things got heated after an Applebee’s manager informed the group that the chain’s “All You Can Eat” deal was not valid for an entire table if ordered by one person. Instead, each person would have to pay $15.99 for their own meal special.

Lol. Came here wanting to post the Simpsons quote but after reading the article…yeah, shall we say this person got their just desserts.

We are living in the dumbest timeline…and it keeps getting dumber.

MrPunchableFace

.ml are outwardly and proudly tankie weirdo fuckfaces, doesn’t suprise me at all to see them do something like this where the intent is to concentrate all political talk into a more easily controlled community.

edit: I was banned for 6 months from .ml lol

I wonder if it was because I called them weirdos

Lemmy.world is hosted by real people

Lemmy.world is hosted by real assholes

FTFY