Whoops, now worth $50k.
Goddammit USA, you can’t even commit normal crimes…!
Thieves poached about 100,000 eggs…
that’s a lot of eggs benedict.
I’d risk the blockage, and subsequent rectally destroying diarrhea, trying to eat that much eggs Benedict.
More importantly, how much butter are we going to have to steal to make enough hollandaise sauce?
That means each egg is worth 40 cents. A dozen being 2.40$. I thought you guys were paying 6+$ for a dozen? Or is the 40k number before the stores profit margin.
a dozen ‘organic’ eggs being $2.40 sounds like a current producer price to a distributor. difference between that and the shelf price is profits for someone somewhere along the distribution chain.
12x $0.40= $4.80 That matches/slightly exceeds prices I’ve been seeing.
Your arithmetic is off by a factor of 2.
lol wtf, i guess my brain froze while i was typing this. I was thinking of a standard 6x package of eggs like i have it in my shelf but typed dozen…
$4 a dozen seems to be common for the low end outside of large cities, there’s definitely some weird math.
This is their leader.
How do you fence 100k eggs??!!
I’m honestly wondering if it was a hired job from a local factory, or maybe even a large producer.
There’s just no way. There are obviously channels to sell farm products in large quantities but you’d need an established relationship to not trip every red flag in sight.
With the current rising cost? (Thanks Obama)
On the black market of course.
I was always told not to count your eggs before they hatch…
$60.000
Why so many zeros after the decimal point? Do you deal in 1/10 cents much?
European. Or maybe just a programmer…
To the moon
“What’s that got to do with the price of eggs?”
Why would somebody want a truck load of eggs?? Who would buy them even.
