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minus-squareFartsWithAnAccent@fedia.iolinkfedilinkarrow-up8arrow-down1·2 months agoYOU won’t BELIEVE what THIS POPE SAID about YOUR PHONE! Click here to find out how!
minus-squareTisI@reddthat.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·2 months agoYour first mistake is writing THIS POPE, when it should’ve been THE POPE. That will get more people interested, because it’s THE pope and not just any regular pope.
minus-squareTisI@reddthat.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·2 months agoWe’re not in space now, are we?
minus-squareDragonTypeWyvern@midwest.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·2 months agoYes, we are. Literally. Earth is a space rock.
minus-squareFartsWithAnAccent@fedia.iolinkfedilinkarrow-up2·2 months agoSpace and time, but they’re sort of the same thing.
minus-squareTachyonTele@lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·2 months agoI’m clicking but it won’t do anything!
minus-squareFartsWithAnAccent@fedia.iolinkfedilinkarrow-up8·2 months agoMaybe you need to buy a new mouse. This post brought to you by Logitech.
minus-squareTachyonTele@lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·2 months agoI’m sorry, i didn’t have time to go back and forth with you about this. I have to go pick up a new mouse for my pc.
YOU won’t BELIEVE what THIS POPE SAID about YOUR PHONE! Click here to find out how!
Your first mistake is writing THIS POPE, when it should’ve been THE POPE. That will get more people interested, because it’s THE pope and not just any regular pope.
What about SPACE POPE?
We’re not in space now, are we?
Yes, we are. Literally. Earth is a space rock.
You’re no fun, are you?
Space and time, but they’re sort of the same thing.
I’m clicking but it won’t do anything!
Maybe you need to buy a new mouse.
This post brought to you by Logitech.
I’m sorry, i didn’t have time to go back and forth with you about this. I have to go pick up a new mouse for my pc.