Wow! New feature! Now you can CHOOSE how many paper towels you grab from the roll!

  • robolemmy@lemmy.world
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    6 months ago

    Tell me you’re young without telling me you’re young.

    Paper towels, for most of my life (I’m old AF), were as long as they were wide. Square, they were. Bounty originated select-a-size by perforating them twice as frequently, so they were half as long as wide. Others eventually followed suit and now youngsters think that’s how it’s always been.

    • Altima NEO@lemmy.zip
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      6 months ago

      Yeah I remember when they started advertising them like that. Back when the towels were about twice as long between perforations.

    • And Bounty always claimed to be the most absorbent brand of paper towel, so the move was like saying “you only need half as much of our paper towel compared to other brands.”

      Not sure how actually absorbent they were; my family always got Brawny.

    • Moneo@lemmy.world
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      6 months ago

      To be fair to OP, they really should’ve stopped advertising this as a feature years ago. It’d be like if sliced bread was still advertised as “Now sliced for your convenience!” or whatever.

      • LifeOfChance@lemmy.world
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        6 months ago

        How else am I to tell the difference between a full size and select a size? I buy full size for the garage and select a size for the house they serve two purposes so eliminating the standard size wouldn’t be the solution.

        • MystikIncarnate@lemmy.ca
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          6 months ago

          Buy shop cloths my friend.

          It’s not a fabric product, still paper towels, just they’re made for automotive/shop use. I swear by them and they have no “select-a-size” option. They’re also thicker and come apart less than normal paper towels.

  • Cornpop@lemmy.world
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    6 months ago

    Oh to be young again. This is fairly new. The old standard size was 2 of these together, a square.

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      6 months ago

      And I’ve seen plenty of the older square sizes still being sold, so it’s still necessary to mark the different sizes

  • zeppo@lemmy.world
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    6 months ago

    They’re perforated to half the size that paper towels typically used to be. It’s common now but wasn’t in the past.

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      6 months ago

      That’s not useful for me when I want a 6.35mm size though. We need more granularity!

  • Obituarykidney@lemmy.world
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    6 months ago

    I’ve noticed that the sheets that are “select a size” seem to be using this to list a lower per sheet cost.

    So if you’re trying to compare prices in the supermarket it comes in at half the per unit pricing of normal sized paper towels while being the same size roll or smaller and costing the same or more.

    It just feels like they’re trying to cheat the system a little rather than trying to create a new product or be more useful.

  • NataliePortland@lemmy.caOP
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    6 months ago

    For reference, this is Brawny paper towels where the sheets are perforated the other direction, allowing you to actually tear a half sheet. This is what “select a size” should mean.

    • sik0fewl@lemmy.ca
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      6 months ago

      This picture clearly demonstrates that the original picture is, in fact, select-a-size since they are 1/2 size instead of full size.

    • deegeese@sopuli.xyz
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      6 months ago

      Oh sweet summer child, paper towels used to only come in large square sheets.

      These smaller “select a size” didn’t become common until around the year 2000.

    • CrayonRosary@lemmy.world
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      5 months ago

      That’s not select-a-size. That’s just tiny ass paper towels. Select-a-size towels have no perforations and you cut them with scissors.