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Housemate: Question. Why is Friday evening the end of Friday but, Christmas Evening is the beginning of Christmas?
Me: Technically there are two. “Christmas eve” and “Christmas Eve”. That’s not counting the third one, where “Christmas” refers to the season instead of the day(s), meaning there are many Christmas eves but only one Christmas Eve.
These housemates are both dense.
Christmas Evening would be the evening of Christmas day.
Christmas Eve is the day before Christmas Day. There aren’t many Christmas eves unless you are referring to evening of days during Christmas time, Christmas time being the few weeks before Christmas, which is usually just acceptable to call Christmas rather than Christmas time.
The point is it doesn’t fucking matter and God is an illusion, just treat others how you deserve to be treated.
Edit: there is a 4th one actually - Christmas’ eve. Which could mean the day before Christmas or the evening of Christmas day, but that’s confusing as hell.
Edit 2: Grammar is hard
Jk. I’m dense and misread what the 2nd housemate said because English is in fact dumb as shit. We said the same thing differently.
This doesnt change the fact that there is no god.
Somebody casually mentioning Christmas (the holiday) isn’t a good reason for you to say multiple times, unsolicited, that “there is no god”. Fun fact, “proselytizing” applies to what you’re trying to do here, too. And it’s obnoxious. So you identify as atheist that hard, huh? Do you want to tell me, unsolicited, that you identify as Linux and vegan too?