loopy@lemmy.worldMEnglish · 2 years agoPost text, images, or direct links onlyplus-squarepinmessage-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1message-squarePost text, images, or direct links onlyplus-squarepinloopy@lemmy.worldMEnglish · 2 years agomessage-square0fedilink
loopy@lemmy.worldMEnglish · 2 years agoPlease post edgier jokes to the new Uncle Jokes communityplus-squarepinmessage-squaremessage-square6fedilinkarrow-up12arrow-down10
arrow-up12arrow-down1message-squarePlease post edgier jokes to the new Uncle Jokes communityplus-squarepinloopy@lemmy.worldMEnglish · 2 years agomessage-square6fedilink
kaamkiya@lemmy.mlEnglish · 17 hours agoI gave my handyman a todo list, but he only did items 1, 3 and 5.plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square6fedilinkarrow-up1134arrow-down16
arrow-up1128arrow-down1message-squareI gave my handyman a todo list, but he only did items 1, 3 and 5.plus-squarekaamkiya@lemmy.mlEnglish · 17 hours agomessage-square6fedilink
kaamkiya@lemmy.mlEnglish · edit-24 days agoIf your house is cold, just stand in the corner. It’s always 90 degrees there.plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square21fedilinkarrow-up1292arrow-down111
arrow-up1281arrow-down1message-squareIf your house is cold, just stand in the corner. It’s always 90 degrees there.plus-squarekaamkiya@lemmy.mlEnglish · edit-24 days agomessage-square21fedilink
Metostopholes@midwest.socialEnglish · 5 days agoIt's useful that my dog floats.plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square3fedilinkarrow-up1190arrow-down13
arrow-up1187arrow-down1message-squareIt's useful that my dog floats.plus-squareMetostopholes@midwest.socialEnglish · 5 days agomessage-square3fedilink
loopy@lemmy.worldMEnglish · 9 days ago…then I accidentally ate my cat’s medsplus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square4fedilinkarrow-up150arrow-down16
arrow-up144arrow-down1message-square…then I accidentally ate my cat’s medsplus-squareloopy@lemmy.worldMEnglish · 9 days agomessage-square4fedilink
loopy@lemmy.worldMEnglish · 9 days agoI ate a clock yesterdayplus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square6fedilinkarrow-up164arrow-down16
arrow-up158arrow-down1message-squareI ate a clock yesterdayplus-squareloopy@lemmy.worldMEnglish · 9 days agomessage-square6fedilink
owenfromcanada@lemmy.worldEnglish · 10 days agoI was really nervous about my first day working at Olive Gardenplus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square1fedilinkarrow-up150arrow-down13
arrow-up147arrow-down1message-squareI was really nervous about my first day working at Olive Gardenplus-squareowenfromcanada@lemmy.worldEnglish · 10 days agomessage-square1fedilink
FQQD! @lemmy.ohaa.xyz · 16 days agoNo way a horse drew this...plus-squarelemmy.dbzer0.comimagemessage-square1fedilinkarrow-up1148arrow-down12
arrow-up1146arrow-down1imageNo way a horse drew this...plus-squarelemmy.dbzer0.comFQQD! @lemmy.ohaa.xyz · 16 days agomessage-square1fedilink
Iron Lynx@lemmy.worldEnglish · 17 days agoWhy is bees' hair sticky?plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square1fedilinkarrow-up1103arrow-down10
arrow-up1103arrow-down1message-squareWhy is bees' hair sticky?plus-squareIron Lynx@lemmy.worldEnglish · 17 days agomessage-square1fedilink
Theo@lemmy.worldEnglish · 18 days agoIt has been forever and I still cannot find a water filter that filters out dihydrogen monoxide--why can't they make one that does this?plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square12fedilinkarrow-up145arrow-down118
arrow-up127arrow-down1message-squareIt has been forever and I still cannot find a water filter that filters out dihydrogen monoxide--why can't they make one that does this?plus-squareTheo@lemmy.worldEnglish · 18 days agomessage-square12fedilink
TheImpressiveX@lemm.eeEnglish · 20 days agoWhy did the cheeseburger get in a fight with the veggie burger?plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square4fedilinkarrow-up187arrow-down13
arrow-up184arrow-down1message-squareWhy did the cheeseburger get in a fight with the veggie burger?plus-squareTheImpressiveX@lemm.eeEnglish · 20 days agomessage-square4fedilink
Kelly@lemmy.worldEnglish · 21 days agoDad?plus-squarelemmy.worldimagemessage-square1fedilinkarrow-up1189arrow-down17
arrow-up1182arrow-down1imageDad?plus-squarelemmy.worldKelly@lemmy.worldEnglish · 21 days agomessage-square1fedilink
TheImpressiveX@lemm.eeEnglish · 24 days agoWhat do you call a really old snowman?plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square8fedilinkarrow-up192arrow-down14
arrow-up188arrow-down1message-squareWhat do you call a really old snowman?plus-squareTheImpressiveX@lemm.eeEnglish · 24 days agomessage-square8fedilink
Slovene@feddit.nlEnglish · 24 days agoWhich city is the biggest naysayer?plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square8fedilinkarrow-up176arrow-down11
arrow-up175arrow-down1message-squareWhich city is the biggest naysayer?plus-squareSlovene@feddit.nlEnglish · 24 days agomessage-square8fedilink
ace_garp@lemmy.worldEnglish · 28 days agoI was going to start the year with a joke about paper..plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square4fedilinkarrow-up182arrow-down11
arrow-up181arrow-down1message-squareI was going to start the year with a joke about paper..plus-squareace_garp@lemmy.worldEnglish · 28 days agomessage-square4fedilink
Fluffy_Ruffs@lemmy.worldEnglish · 29 days agoWhen the clock struck 12 I had to lift my left leg...plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up114arrow-down10
arrow-up114arrow-down1message-squareWhen the clock struck 12 I had to lift my left leg...plus-squareFluffy_Ruffs@lemmy.worldEnglish · 29 days agomessage-square0fedilink
themeatbridge@lemmy.worldEnglish · 29 days agoThis place is deadplus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square11fedilinkarrow-up145arrow-down10
arrow-up145arrow-down1message-squareThis place is deadplus-squarethemeatbridge@lemmy.worldEnglish · 29 days agomessage-square11fedilink
Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.comEnglish · 1 month agoBeautyplus-squarelemmy.dbzer0.comimagemessage-square2fedilinkarrow-up19arrow-down10
arrow-up19arrow-down1imageBeautyplus-squarelemmy.dbzer0.comViking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.comEnglish · 1 month agomessage-square2fedilink
TheImpressiveX@lemm.eeEnglish · 1 month agoWhat is a gambler's favorite country?plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square2fedilinkarrow-up14arrow-down10
arrow-up14arrow-down1message-squareWhat is a gambler's favorite country?plus-squareTheImpressiveX@lemm.eeEnglish · 1 month agomessage-square2fedilink
