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Is there any possible layer of satire The Onion could add to the site to make it more of a joke though??

I love that this post was like four rows below this one on my front page:

https://lemmy.ml/post/21112019

I would also like to die on this hill.

Lemmings is dumb. Lamingtons is rad.

I prefer to argue on the internet via my phone, which I can type pretty fast on thanks to the swipe to type

I’m the opposite… I rarely reply when I’m on my phone because swiping and tapping away at the touchscreen keyboard is so slow and inaccurate. I spend more time correcting swypos than I do writing I think.

Meanwhile on the desktop I can punch out a shining example of wit (or at least a spoonerism of that) at 100+ wpm at 100% accuracy.

Sent from my phone, slowly.

voice call

Yeah, nah

I can’t set a reminder.

I said “Hey Google, set a reminder to feed the dog at 9am tomorrow” and it seems to work fine?

The one in my hand with a silicon case feels fine. Camera bump is only obnoxiously noticeable when it’s naked.

It’s not, but it’s old Reddit with more attributes that prevent a transition to corporate Reddit so I’ll take it.

On the plus side, the more people who don’t use password managers the more chance us password manager users will remain not worth the effort.

It’s kinda like security through obscurity mixed with only having to be faster than the slowest person to outrun a lion.

Oh, right.

You could try an extension: https://addons.mozilla.org/en-US/android/addon/cookiewhitelist/

Sadly that is not an option for firefox on android yet

Eh?

Please drink verification can

Doesn’t seem to stop a lot of drivers

People who still use Twitter: why?

Why do Shorts (and Reels, and Stories, and whatever other catchy names they give short form videos) even exist?

feeling

Classic Apple user, IMO

Ah, aren’t I an idiot… I was racking my brain trying to work out what an S.D. was, and what OP was calling the delivery driver one of them.