Don’t mayo your coffee

It was probably all the booze

The last five years don’t seem worth it to me 🤷

I’d want more than a refund

Cocaine Shark, doo doo doo doo doo doo 🎶

Ear Diapers

I accidentally googled “FUTA Keyboard”

Mannerkind?

We will evolve beyond mankind into something new…

Ads provide a much needed break so I can check my phone without missing anything.

/s

Swamp the vote

This is probably a stupid question but would a battery even electrocute you in the water?