“Surely the lead on a failed pie-in-the-sky project will be able to turn around this entirely separate and currently failing pie-in-the-sky project!”

Cool. I stock up on more toasted sesame oil then.

Whatever happened to radio ranging?

That shit was super coolio.

Poor ELIZA, she’s going to have to start hitting the corner’s again.

Not putting him on the $100,000 bill is slap in the face.

I guess the A-file and a 918 weren’t enough?

“Declared independence”?

When see a building situation that makes absolutely no sense, blame the HVAC folks.

Joseph Weizenbaum: “No shit? For realsies?”

I’m going to get a tattoo over my entire body. Of me, only six inches shorter.

If you don’t trust the pinto numbers then you’re going to have to talk to ABC about that.

Dev Patel for one…

A solid point. But you’re still a rapist and should be punished for that.

Try marble races.

Devs was a fun show.

Toasters either barely warm up the bread, or completely carbonize it.

ICE is jerks.

(Posted from the DHS wifi)

KC starts the beta for 50gig next month.

US is giving big Drule Empire vibes recently.

Goliath also ate children.