Mate, I’d definitely prefer loose leaf tea but can’t be arsed with the extra hassle

There are dozens of us

I’m not religious but I dunno. Could you say that about, say the archbishop of Canterbury? The guy’s got ten times the brains and university degrees than you and I put together tbh

And by christians, you mean American Christians. The rest of the world’s god-botherers don’t do this. Yous are fucking weird bunch, that’s why yous got turfed out of Europe in the 15th century 😂😂

I just use “the LGBTQ community”

If that offends anyone, they’re that 0.00000001% of attention-seeking twats that get upset about anything for the sole reason of making any issue about themselves, no matter what

They are also the loudest, mind you

Like I give a fuck

Please please PLEASE don’t give the Daily Star clicks and revenue

They’re shit-stirring, racist, xenophobic, rage-baiting cunts and the fucking bottom of the barrel in journalism

As in “I have five unread emails”?

I simply of to point out that you of used the wrong word there. You of to realise that doing so can of the effect have making you look very ignorant

“Apple to claim they invented OLED” ftfy

Also, headline-type titles then "In this video I will waffle on for 20 minutes and give you one minute’s worth of info

Famous

You keep using zis word. I do not sink it means what you sink it means

If you want to be taken seriously about child abuse, have you tried not having thumbnails that look like a ten-year-old made them 😂

(now known as Ye)

When I was younger, if a kid tried to give themselves a cool nickname, everyone would do their absolute best to call them anything but that and make up the worst possible names to call them instead.

We should bring that back. I even went to school with a guy called Dungboy

How the fuck have we not got wee mini computer controlled lasers yet that take them out like a micro size star wars thingy