That looks like a condom with some goo inside.

You like wanking to pixels?

The crazy thing is, nobody really knows who the members of CARA are. Their identity is kept secret. (…) So we have no idea who these people are who are censoring nudity in American films.

Land of the free, eh? 😂

Yes. Their idiotic age rules (something about half age plus something, I don’t remember) they spread around on Reddit like it was some kind of gospel really made me question their sanity.

Yeah. Movies where people kill each other are suitable for children but movies where you can see a pair of tits for ten seconds, aren’t. Madness.

Red one. At least inside.

Cheese yourself 😜

You need to stage a protest against the insufficient information.

Theoretically speaking… Do you need an alibi as well? Just for the book of course.

I’m a writer

“A writer” 😉

Scotland, apparently:

So, which one has large mouth and no teeth?

Absolut and complete rubbish.

Because they are stupid. Around 40% of the population are idiots.

Crate of 24 beers, five pizzas, two large steaks and a packs of French fries.

Welcome to the real world.

They may have a strict period when they are accepting applications. No idea about your employer but it happens quite often with public bodies and large corporations.

Remember, the government is the issuer of the currency. They don’t need to collect dollars in order to spend them.

Yup, that worked a treat in Zimbabwe.

Yes, that’s pissing me off. I remember a post (not sure if here or on Reddit) where I asked which mobile phone brand does not force updates and I specifically asked for fanbois of forced updates not to reply - just for some moron replying straight away “whydontyouwantupdatesyadayadayada”