Did you know you can just buy a vending machine and put whatever you want in it? Vodka, blunts, heroin, Irn Bru, anything.

I need to know where this is so I can make sure I’m very far away from where this is

The left half

If you have to ask, you can’t afford it

Denmark: Liquorice that will make you want to rinse with Vegemite.

They start selling dick pills that are slightly larger every month until they are the size of a bar of soap. Anyone who complains is told they aren’t ‘man’ enough to take their dick pills.

Do people buy razor blades from shady dudes behind the shop? How would one sell the razor blades they stole?

What are they hiding from us?!

It powers a massage chair for the driver

Or a very niche onlyfans camgirl

Just like a vape stick.

The emus have trains now?!

I actually had a nightmare last night that my computer updated itself to some horrid version of windows and I spent it all frantically looking for my windows 7 ISO and keygen among old backups to blow it away and start again.

“Reconfiguring the primary power coupling” is my explanation when people ask of how I’m fixing something when I’m just unplugging it, waiting 10 seconds, and plugging it back in.

The honkening

But what flavour of Linux? Wait, I know.

I still prefer sysop.

Our server, comrade.

The 5th column is real