this is being downvoted while this is an old ish joke and I’m not sure if it’s because folks aren’t getting that it’s a joke structured like this or of it’s because it’s a joke and not a proper shower thought

this is not doable with all caps and even with those designed to do this it doesn’t work sometimes :(

we call it Japan from the name Marco Polo gave it, Cipango, which should come from the name of some random island he ended up in. we call it Greece because the Romans called it Graecia, for reasons I can’t figure out