ID: Grilled Cheese Enthusiast @Grilledmelt posted: “Shark Tank, but it’s just a big tank of sharks and the show is different billionaires being tossed in periodically”
Make them dip in fish guts first. Start them in the middle of the tank. If they make it out, they get to pick the next billionaire.
Ooh, billionaires love a good competition!
Toss in a pair of bootstraps to give them the opportunity to pull themselves up and out of the tank by them. Hang them just out of reach.
Lmao, love it.
I’d watch
They want me to binge it for their metrics? Fuck, sold
There is a competitive aspect: a quiz show where contestants compete to win the right to push the billionaire into the tank.
Also throw in any politician who’s ever taken a
bribecampaign contribution from billionaires/corporationsEat the rich