cross-posted from: https://lemmy.world/post/16157729
Idaho bar celebrates “Heterosexual Awesomeness Month” with free beer for straight men
How do you prove your sexuality to others?
You have to make out with the bartender for 5 minutes and then they check to see whether you’ve gotten a boner or not.
But if I don’t get one, how do they know if I’m hetero or just asexual?
It’s a male bartender
The bartender sucks your dick and if you don’t cum then you get a free beer.
I smell a Honeypot
For what though…what gay person is going to go there? This is like the literal opposite of a honeypot. It’s not like they are trying to trick gay people into coming with 1 free beer
To attract the type of people who actively avoid gay people, they tend to also own quite a few guns
So the claim is that it’s a honeypot to attract straight people who actively avoid gay people. This now places the presumption that it’s gay people doing this to do something nefarious to straight people which I highly doubt.
I still think honeypot is the wrong term here.
So two gays could just come in and say they are friends and get two free beers?
But straight women couldn’t get it for free
I guess it’s more: “we only want men”
I guess it’s more: “we only want men”
That sounds a bit gay NGL.
Do they know that there are also straight women, or have they just not been shown any interest from them?
Bars have consistently had ‘women nights’ at bars where they get all night discounts and free admission. I don’t see how this is any different
This would be hilarious if it was a gay bar. Maybe the kind with the people walking around in assless chaps.
All chaps are assless
You mean the clothing or do you just know a ton of British guys with very flat asses?
just a bunch straight christuan men touching their guns and reading the bible
Straight men in a bar getting increasingly plastered, doing country music karaoke about how their bitch wives left them, pontificating on the superiority of Western Civilization and historical Greek culture, staring into each others eyes lovingly while slapping one another’s nuts and shouting “No homo”, and then heading off to the bath house together to sober up.
Technically a gay couple is twice as manly as a hetero couple.
Not really related to the story, I just like that fact.
